There’s Only One Party: Our Party!
Are you sick and tired of poo bands making poor performances, screeching home counties harridans clogging up the bar, not to mention the lack of effort clubs make in entertaining you?
Work hard play hard! No ego driven bands booked on a whim or boom boom bang bang yawn djs. Just pure entertainers who intuitively know what you want to hear oh dear worker, poor down trodden worker on a Saturday night.
Expect motivational Victory Vodka and Cigarettes, Governmental Operatives interrogating you as to what you can do for the state and the best music to move you to victory! We will hopefully be tying in with the V&A’s upcoming exhibition on cold war design as well – we love propaganda so we will be dishing out some tickets no doubt and we would like our punters to get dressed up in their best hardwearing fibres, think factory workers and farm hands – we will be your guides as to this hot look as all staff involved will be sporting this look – get your sad rags on! We are vehemently anti socialite!
